Here are 40 things you should not do on a golf course.
- Don’t throw clubs
- Don’t stand in the line of sight of the person swinging/putting
- Don’t yell curse words
- Don’t cry
- Don’t 6 putt
- Don’t compare yourself to a professional
- Don’t try too hard
- Don’t give up either
- Don’t get in a fight
- Don’t try to jump anything in a golf cart
- Don’t spank the drink girl
- Don’t spend more time fishing for golf balls than golfing
- Don’t hit golf balls at people
- Don’t tee off on the wrong tee
- Don’t let a kid beat you
- Don’t cry if he/she does
- Don’t take more than ten shots in a sand trap
- Don’t pee all over the place (it happens)
- Don’t run
- Don’t try to hit a golf ball out of water, no matter how shallow it may be
- Don’t swing like Charles Barkley
- Don’t throw flag sticks like javelins
- Don’t stomp on greens
- Don’t give up golf after every round
- Don’t only post your high scores to your handicaps!
- Don’t bump music
- Don’t play super slow when you are in front of me
- Don’t fight an alligator, Bob Barker, or Shooter McGavin
- Don’t smoke the grass
- Don’t play a slice
- Don’t make your own golf balls or clubs
- Don’t kill anything (That’s a pretty good rule everywhere else too)
- Don’t hit farther than your boss
- Don’t wash another man’s balls (Again, that’s a pretty good rule everywhere else too)
- Don’t bet with a man that has a deep brown sun tan and a two iron in his bag
- Don’t yell when driving like some long drive competitors
- Don’t expect people to give a crap that you got a par on hole 14
- Don’t enter a birdy pool unless you have gotten a birdy before
- Don’t buy $1,000 clubs to improve your score from 120 to 80
- Don’t spend 10 minutes lining up a three foot putt, and especially don’t do it if you are going to miss anyway